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Aug

defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

Thatโ€™s painfully accurate.

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

wrestlingcrocs:

nice-wig-janis:

what even happens inside a dishwasher

dishes get washed

(Source: thedeathmerchant)

(Source: shejla24)

(Source: methhomework)

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

(Source: despute)

dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because youโ€™re the only

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airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

airspaniel:

drunkwario:

Anon hate from the late 1800โ€™s.

What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldnโ€™t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say โ€œFUCK YOUโ€ as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

gingerphoenix:

kanayagoddessofsass:

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR โ€œRHYTHM AND POETRYโ€

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(Source: tereziredglare)

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

kamikatlifts:

ITโ€™S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

(Source: yodiscrepo)

bukakeing:

when youโ€™re forced to act nice with someone you hate

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