i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
I imagine fuck her right in the pussy guy has like a whole bunch of monitors set up at his house and has like cameras set up all around areas near him and he sits watching and waiting for a news reporter and when he sees one he’s like “it’s go time” and puts on that one hoody and uses his secret underground tunnels to get there super fast
Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [x]
without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he’s making a quick getaway with the baby panda
Don’t wish death on your enemies. Wish geese on them. Wish thousands of geese into their life. Geese in their yard. Geese in their car. Geese in their workplace. Geese in their bed. Tiny geese in their hair. Geese in their food. JPEGs of angry geese overtaking their computer. Turn their whole family into geese. Awful hissy mean geese everywhere. A fate worse than death.